This qualifies as fanart? Maybe anti-fan art.

The drawing sucks, I know, but I'm uploading it anyway.

Yes, the book is backwards and misspelled. For good reason. Mainly, it doesn't deserve better treatment.



For one time in my life I am horrified to say... in the comparison of the two worst fantasy series I have ever seen (and attempted to read) on market- Eragon and Twilight- Eragon is more tolerable. And that's just because that shit is plagiarized and doesn't talk about sparkling boys for 50 pages.

If someone is a fan of them and over 16, I feel really bad for them. They obviously cannot really read. Seriously. It's a story about a stupid, boring girl and a passive-agressive pansy vampire that doubles as a disco ball. It's weakly written, incredibly corny, unoriginal and about 1,000 pages too long. The entire thing was filled with cliche after cliche and the "romantic" relationship between the two main characters is abusive- and is a prime example of blind teenage lust. Poorly written blind teenage lust.

Honestly, if you thought it was a good book, you don't know good books.

BLEH.

I have hundreds of suggestions for people to read instead of that crap... starting with Cormac McCarthy- and Niel Gaiman... and Gregory MacGuire... and... ANYONE else!

Just open a book that has some real meaning to it, not something that caters to sad desperation and the need to have a book dumbed down to look like an 8th grader's writing assignment.

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(Here is a disclaimer for the people who are just going to whine and bitch and low and carry on like idiots: I am generalizing and being unfair in the previous passage to fans of the Twilight series. I do not know you, therefor I do not know how stupid you really are, therefor I cannot tell you that you are stupid until you prove it to me by whining and bitching and lowing and carrying on like an idiot.)

And if you need a nicer version about some of my fears about this book, watch this: [link] and even though I do not agree with her about it being "well written" bleh. Also, after watching that you say "But it's just a book!" then you need to watch this: [link]